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So, Pornhub Is Releasing a Valentine’s Day Album Featuring Blac Chyna and Tekashi69

Chelsea Duff

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Split of Blac Chyna and Tekashi69
Split of Blac Chyna and Tekashi69

In today’s WTF news, Pornhub (yes, the porn site), just announced that they’re releasing an album for Valentine’s Day. Not only that, it’s going to feature some names that you know — like Blac Chyna and Tekashi69, who’s now behind bars. The website partnered with Create Music Group for the project, and they guarantee that it will “set the mood for the holiday of love.” But before you get ahead of yourself, no, Chyna isn’t singing on the album. Instead, she recorded an “Intro Skit” while others like 6ix9ine and rapper Lil Xan contributed new music for the actual tracks.

We’ll warn you, though — things get pretty explicit. That’s not exactly new for rap music, but, uh, this album seems to take things to the next level. “People keep asking me, ‘Black Chyna, what are you doing on Valentine’s Day?'” the former Rob & Chyna star purrs. “And I told ’em last year I was not satisfied at all. And I just wanna be satisfied.” And then she proceeds to tell the listeners exactly in what fashion she’d like to be satisfied, talking about which body parts she wants to have eaten “for hours.” Yeah. It’s casual. Things continue in pretty much the same vein, just song form, on tracks called “Right Now,” “Shake It,” and “Truth,” which you can listen to here. (And honestly, some of them are kind of bops.)

This isn’t Pornhub’s only foray into popular culture, though. Recently, the site also made headlines after leaving an Instagram comment on a pic of Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott. We mean, we agree that the celeb couple is “nice,” but it was more than a little strange to see them weighing in. But hey, at least the site is answering the age old question about whether or not you can be a fan of both Kylie and Chyna. That’s kind of its own contribution to the larger world of pop culture, right?

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